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How to cheat On a Test

"I have no faith in human perfectibility. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not happier - nor wiser, than he was 6000 years ago."

-Edgar Allan Poe (1809-1849), American author, editor, and poet.

Cheating is not the best option for a test and it should not be the first. However, sometimes when you are really struggling and desperate cheating can be the only option.

Pencil method(easeist method)

This method works well, especially if you are seated were noone is behind you. Bring a mechanical pencil to school with you the day before the test, so it is not too obviuos you are cheating.Write some notes on a gum wrapper, or small peice of paper. Roll it iside the pencil, wher the lead would go. Bring the mechanical pencil to the testing class with you, but make sure there is only half a piece of lead in the pencil. Do all the quetions you know first, then, make it obvious that you have run out of lead. Open your box of lead, take one out, then open your pencil. Hide the pencil in your desk, look at the notes, then close the pencil. when you are done with the notes, and test, roll some chewed up gum in the wrapper and throw the evedince away

Fingernail Method

Write the necessary information on your fingernails with a pencil, stick your hands IN YOUR POCKETS when you walk into the test if you have many notes on your nails. Then during the test when you come to a point where the notes on your nails will be useful, pretend to pick them. Then once note is used stick your finger in your mouth and lick your nail. This makes your notes disappear. This method is great during Geography tests, because you can make maps out of your fingernails (when put together) then quickly get rid of them.

Buy the Teacher's Edition(works for any high school class)

This method works well if your teacher does not make his/her own tests. As long as the tests given to you always have a slightly perforated left edge, that means they are ripped out of a test book (even if they don't have the edge, try and see if it looks like it's a copy. Sometimes schools are cheap and only give teachers one test book, then have them copy the test).

Make sure they are test book tests. Once you are sure that all the tests you have been given up to this point are official tests,
just go to any of the numerous teacher supply websites or ebay, and search for your exact book name. They will have it 9 out of 10 times.
Then choose the teacher edition, then buy it.
This will get you 100's on not just tests, but quizzes, homework, even class work. To use for a test, just memorize the answers (this isn't that hard as you can take as long as you need; the book is yours!!!) and then on test day, just copy them down. To use for class work, same thing, or just don't finish it in class, bring it home for homework, then copy it directly out of the book. And of course for homework, well obviously jut copy it out of the book.

Warning: This can be a little expensive. Best bet is to get your group of friends to all go in on it together, to greatly reduce the cost to each individual. Then don't tell ANYONE outside of your group that you guys have the book. And keep it at whoever's house that it is less likely to be discovered by a parent. Then whenever a test is in the near future, have him/her copy the necessary pages and distribute them out to the rest of the group. You will need a credit card to make the purchase though, so bribe an older brother or cousin. My 3 friends and I did this from halfway through 9th grade all the way through to the very end of Senior Year, starting with just the Math Class book in 9th grade, to every single subject we had a class together by 11th.

Scantron Method

If you are taking a scantron test, (fill in the bubble tests often used in standardized tests, but also given by teachers) it will be graded by machine. However, you can fool the machine. If you are stuck between two answers, simply fill in both bubbles. The scantron will pick up on the darkest bubble. When the test has been returned to you and you are checking over it with the class, pay attention when they give the answer to the double-bubble question. If the answer that the machine marked was correct, simply erase the incorrect bubble to make it appear as if you changed your mind on the test. If it marked it as incorrect, slightly erase the incorrect answer and tell your teacher that the scantron machine made an error and marked the less-darkened bubble. This works more with gullible teachers; some have been able to fool teachers many times with this method. However, do not do this on every test as your teacher will catch on eventually.

Cell Phone Method

Put all needed information in a note on your cell phone. Put your cell phone on your knees, where the teacher cannot see it, and when you need an answer, look down at the note you typed. Make sure no one calls you. Or get a friend that can TEXT you the answers on the text, but be careful with teachers!

Toilet Tank Method

Note: This must be prepared beforehand.

Go to the toilet, and choose a specific stall. One that you're sure you'll remember.
Go inside, lock the door, and open the top for the toilet tank. Usually, the water level doesn't fill the tank all the way, so use that dry space to tape your notes to.
Ask to go to the bathroom during the exam, after you've finished doing all the questions you know. If you're not allowed, accept it. Someone can escort you to the bathroom if needed.
Go into the stall you chose, lock the door, and take a look at the notes. Try not to make much noise if there are other people in the bathroom.
Flush when you're done, to make it sound authentic, and go back and write down the rest of the test.
Go back to the stall after the exam to destroy the evidence.

Asian Language Method

Do you know an Asian language such as Japanese, Korean or Chinese? If so, this is the technique for you! Note: This works best if you are not Asian yourself. You must prepare for this the night before the exam. Before the Day of the Test:

Figure out what you want to write down in English.
Once you have decided what to write, take a pen and write your notes on the back of your hand in your Asian language if you are writing Japanese but are only familiar with katakana, then write in English, (e.g. "conclusion" becomes "konkurushon" [こん来る書ん].). Try to be creative and make it look like the characters are just decoration.
Go to the bathroom and rub the pen off a little - but make sure you can still read it!
Check later on in the evening that you can still understand your writing.
On the day of the test, wear long sleeves so that it is not TOO obvious you have writing on your hand.
Voila! You're set! Teachers almost never suspect an Asian language!

The same method can be used for a 'tattoo'. Just write the information in Asian on your hand, leg, etc. with a temporary ink pen few weeks/days before the exam (so the teacher won't note the 'tattoo' on the day of the exam) and try to be creative so you make it look like a real tattoo, and after that you can keep it for another few days after the exam has past before you remove it (so you won't be suspicious if you have rubbed it out just after the exam day).

Foot Signal Method

This one is recommended for multiple choice tests featuring letters or numbers.

Find a smarter classmate who will let you cheat from him/her. Agree some foot signals beforehand e.g.:
- One quiet step of a foot means A or 1.
- Two steps means B or 2.
- Tapping your feet using your toes means by 10, and tapping your feet using your sides means by 5.

Hat Method

This involves a hat, small handwriting, and good acting skills.

Get the "this will never work" look on your face, or a similar look that could be used as a prerequisite to taking one's hat off.
Take your hat off to wipe your brow with your sleeve. Your concealed page of notes should be visible inside the hat, where your forehead sits.

The "I'll finish it tomorrow" Method

All you will need is a pencil, paper, and the test! This especially works if you have a multiple choice test.

Do all of the questions as possible. Write down the questions you don't know and slip it in your pocket.
Tell your teacher you didn't finish it. If he/she tells you to come in at a break time or at lunch, "forget".
Bring your paper home, and look up the answers, and write your answer down.
The next day, when you get the chance to finish the test, pull out your paper. Revise the answers as necessary, and write them down!

Lunch Tray Method

This is a trick to do in the previous method.

Do the "I'll finish it tomorrow" method.
Convince your teacher that you could finish your test at lunch.
Come in at lunch and ask your teacher if you could eat lunch in the classroom. If you cannot, then this will not work.
Bring your lunch in a lunchtray. If your lunchtray is box-you can fold your answers and slip them inside the tray in a position where the teacher can't see. If you have a flat lunchtray, then you must place your answers behind something, or bring a piece of tape and tape it to the back of your milk or juice carton, if you have one.

Rubber Band Method

This is best for formula etc., and is done quite simply.

Take a wide rubber band, stretch it out really widely and place books inside to keep it from getting small again.
Write your notes/cheats on the stretched out rubber with a black ballpoint pen, making sure to write your letters as close as possible, while it's stretched out.
Let it return to its original size, and the notes will just look like black boxes, not cheats.
Wear the rubber band as a bracelet to your test, and when you need the answers, just stretch the rubber band out, and when done, let it snap back.

Calculator Method

For tests allowing calculators, use any sort of text-based memory to record all the equations, notes, theorems, proofs, etc. Create a fake, password protected program and use the text box. No teacher will ever be able to access it. However, most exams do not allow programmable calculators and invigilators may check.

If you are sitting close to a smart friend and the test is of multiple choice type then you can ask him/her to keep a continuous log of their answers by typing the relevant numbers continuously without a stop in between(EX: 2314 would mean ans1)2 or b, ans2)3 or c, ans3)1 or a, ans4)4 or d). Five minutes before the end of the test ask the invigilator if you can borrow his/her calculator as yours just stopped working or you just forgot yours altogether. At this point your friend must act as a good/kind student and offer his/her calculator without any hesitation. Chances are that as just 5 minutes remain the invigilator will not be too bothered about it and then you can copy the answers in the same order. But don't get the order wrong, even by mistake, because then you will surely fail.

The MP3

With a cheap microphone, do a voice recording of any and all notes you could need for the exam. Keep every chapter, section, etc. on a different track so it can be easily accessed.
Store the audio file on the music player.
Ask if you can listen to music while you work. Use the "I did all my studying listening to my music, so 'state-dependent' theory says...blah blah blah" excuse, if you must. If listening is not allowed, put an earphone up your sleeve, or wear a hood. (It is easy to conceal a small earphone without a conspicuous hood if you have long hair.)
Listen to your "music" during the test.

The MP3 Revisited

Write whatever notes you need in a text file and put it on your media player (may require software) or create an image file of the notes and load it. Some players have a feature which allows you to write lyrics for songs - this feature can be used to store information on tests.
Wear a pair of baggy jeans to school.
Make sure your desk is directly behind the person in front of you.
Put your feet up against the back legs of the seat in front of you with your knees high to conceal your lap.
Place player in your lap with your fly open. If your teacher comes near or suspects you, slide it into your pants. (Note: works best for teachers of the opposite sex, particularly girls with male teachers.)

The Coke-label method

Note: This requires serious preparation and work. It also helps if you are good with Photoshop. It only works if you are allowed to take a bottle of coke or similar into the test. You need to have access to a scanner

Peel the label off a full coke bottle.
Scan the label into an image-editing program like Adobe Photoshop.
Delete the nutritional information and type in whatever text you need.
Print out the label and stick it onto the bottle.
Take the bottle into the test and place it so you can see the information.
When you need, look, but don't stare, otherwise it will seem suspicious.

The Take-home Test

Note: This one can get you in serious trouble... not for the faint-of-heart. But of course, you've already made the decision to cheat, so getting in trouble probably doesn't faze you.

Take the test home with you. Do not turn it in.
Get help, and finish the test at home.
Bring it back to class with you for the next lecture, along with several different colored pens and markers.
When you see the teacher's grading method: color, style, etc., grade your own test in the same manner.
Either the teacher recollects the tests to record them, or when the end of the semester comes around, and you have no score recorded, you can bring in evidence that you actually took the test and got graded on it.
If you don't feel like doing that simply don't turn the test in and claim that they lost it. Ask to retake it on a later date.

Bathroom Method

This is the second easiest way not to get caught (the first is not to cheat in the first place). Note that the person giving the test may have caught on to the trend in bathroom cheating and may not let you go.

Have a calculator or some exam notes in your pocket and while taking the test, write questions down on a piece of scrap paper.
Go to the bathroom, whip out the cheats and work out your answers.

For Essay Tests

This is a brick wall in the cheating world. You can either try to copy or BS your way through it, but one thing will get you the points: Teachers are usually looking for specific words or phrases to be used, and they usually tell you them in class the day before the test.

Know the teacher, know the buzz-words, and be able to BS it well. Sorry, no silver bullet here.

Alternatively:

Get some plasters or stickers and write down your information, buzz words, etc. on the sticky side of them.
Stick them on your hand, wrist or arm on exam day.
When the test comes, lift up the plaster to reveal your helpful hints.

Another way is the day before the test write out the test in the middle of a refill pad or whatever you use. bring it into the class on the day of the test. Then begin to write some rubbish about Spongebob Squarepants or something and when she tells you to hand your test in, wait till the crowd goes up and rip out the essay you wrote the day before the test.

"Whoops" Technique

Manage to obtain a copy of the test.
Mark the correct answers on this copy.
When you get the actual test, write some stuff on it and pretend to be thinking (or scrambling if it is a different version).
Just before tests are collected, pull out your original copy and stash the other; and turn in the good test.
- If it is a different version, you may still be able to get away with it by turning in the wrong one, and when asked, say it was the one they gave you, and stick to that (this works best for essay type tests).

Hidden Cheat

Write out your exam notes on a small piece of paper before the test, and slip the paper into the shaft of your pen.
During the test, you can just take apart your pen and read the information needed. As always, make sure you don't get seen.

Gum Wrapper

Buy some gum before the test - not in a package, but some that comes individually wrapped.
Open the package and carefully unwrap a stick of gum, so as not to rip the wrapper.
Take a small sheet of paper, write your info and put it under the gum, wrapping the stick again.
Put it back in the pack on top and take a few out so it looks like a pack you've had for a few days.
During the exam, when the proctor isn't looking, eat the gum and read your info.
Pretend to get tired of the stick and put it back in the wrapper so you "destroy" your cheat notes and thus don't get caught.

Alternatively:

Get a pack of gum that comes in a circular tin, like Ice Breakers Sours gum/mints.

Cut out a circular piece of paper the size of the tin and open the "to share" side to read the notes. Only have a few pieces of gum in there, though, so that you won't look suspicious when you throw it away.
- This works even better under the padding of Altoids.

Band-Aid

This usually only works with small notes, and if you are an athlete (football, skateboarding) this works even better.

Get the biggest Band-Aid you can.

Write the some notes on the cloth-like part of the band-aid. Red (blood), brown (dried blood), or yellow/green (pus) works best, but you could really use any color.
Put it on your elbow or knee.
Scratch the Band-Aid as if it itches when test time comes. Then, act like you're going to fix your band-aid.
Pretend you're looking at the wound, but don't pull it completely off (you don't have a wound!).
Look at the answers.

Do not take the band-aid off during school! Administrators will see you're faking.

Tattoo

Write down all the information you need for your test/exam. Shorten it as much as possible.
Go to a local tattoo parlor and ask the artist to tatoo the information to a part of your body that can easily be covered, such as your upper arm.
When the test comes, just lift up your sleeve to reveal the tatoo and the information.
This method is just as good as actually learning the information, as the information will never leave you.

Desk Cheat

Before the test, get a good sheet of notes, formulas, complicated questions and answers, etc. and have it all summarized on a sheet of paper.
Take the sheet and glue/tape it on to the bottom of the desk that you KNOW that you will be sitting at. Place it so that the top is at side of the desk furthest from you.
During the test, simply drop your pencil under the desk, reach for it, look up and enjoy your answers (do not stare for too long or the teacher might notice).

Desk Cheat 2

Print out a small strip of paper the thickness of the desk with the answers and put small strips of tape on the ends.
Tape the paper to the edge of your desk or the desk closest to you, and if the teacher walks by, cover it with your arm.

Desk Cheat 3

This works best in the back of class.

Before class, when the teacher isn't there, write formulas etc. on the desk in pencil.
- If the teacher walks by, just slide your paper over it.
- If you're not in the back of the class, or if the teacher periodically patrols the desk aisles, try writing very, very light on the desk so it doesn't stand out.
- Instead of writing out entire words or sentences, just use one letter (preferably a starting letter) to remind you what the full answer is, and just spread them out across your desk, instead of writing them all in one clumped area.
- Another good place to write is in the small indent where you can put a pencil at the edge of your desk, as it is both difficult to see that spot while walking by, and you can place a pencil over your cheats without suspicion.
When class is over you can simply erase the notes. (This works extremely well with light colored desks and pencil; use of pen isn't recommended.)

Desk Cheat 4

Before class attach double sided (circled) tape to the desk. Sneak a normal sized sheet of notes. Read off your lap. If you feel threatened, pop your knee up and attach the paper to the top of the desk. Remember, less motion means less visibility.

Science class with specialized computer programs

Set up a network with your friends via common chat programs and have at it.

Note card Cheat

Note: This only works on multiple page tests.

Write notes, answers, etc, on the front and back of a few note cards. If you must, study half of what you need to know, and write down the other half.
On the day of the test, wear a sweatshirt with long sleeves. Slip the note cards into the sleeve.
When you get the test, slip the note cards from your hand, to the second or third page of the test. When you go to look at the cards, it will look like you just are looking at pages ahead.
When you actually get to the page on the test where the note cards are, slip them back into your sleeve and slip them on to another page. Near the end of the test, slip the note cards back into your sleeve.

Note-Belt Cheat

Make sure you have a belt, and cut out a piece of paper slightly shorter than the belt is tall/wide, and about 6-10 inches long.
Write out all of your notes on this piece of paper (one side only), then attach it to the inside of your belt.
Come test-day, make sure you have this belt on you, and that it is relatively loose.
When you want to read the notes, simply suck in your gut, and read from the inside of your belt. This may work better if you tuck in your shirt beforehand, so that it does not seem odd that you are lifting up your shirt.

Water Bottle Cheat

Get a water bottle and very carefully remove the label/wrapper that wraps around the middle of the bottle.
If it is thick enough, write your cheat-sheet/notes on the back of the label (the white part that sticks to the bottle) or attach the label to a sheet of thin paper with a glue stick or tape.
Re-attach the label to the bottle.
Look through the bottle at just the right angle, and you will be able to read your notes through the clear water within.

Trash Can Cheat

This can be fairly hard to execute convincingly.

Type (so your teacher cannot recognize your handwriting if caught) some notes in a large font on a sheet of paper.
Attach some tape to the back of the paper and act like you're throwing it away but really stick it to one side of the inside of the trash can.
Act like you're going to throw away something (or spit out gum, sharpen pencil, whatever) at some time during the test, and look at your garbage can notes while you're there.
Rip off the sheet and throw it away when the test is over.

Sign Language Cheat

Only works with multiple choice exams, and requires a friend and some planning.

Get your friend's attention in a predetermined way (e.g.: coughing, whistling, knocking, stretching, etc.).
Tell them the number of the question you are stuck on by using your fingers on one hand, e.g. "one" by sticking out your index finger, immediately followed by "two" by sticking out your index and middle finger together would mean question #12. You can do numbers greater than 4 by using your thumb to denote a plus sign. For example, index-middle + index-middle-ring + thumb + index-middle-ring-pinky = question #27.) In response, your friend can give you the answer to the question by showing you his thumb (A), index (B), middle (C), ring (D), or pinky (E) finger, or by placing their pencil in a predetermined position for each answer.
If you're worried that the sign language could result in some miscommunication, try asking the friend beforehand to alert you (via a subtle noise like a foot tap) each time they finish a question so that you don't have to worry about which question they're answering. If the friend is far away, tell them to sound out the answer to each question as well because you probably won't be able to tell him/her which questions you need the answers to. However, this works up close as well, since you can just follow the friend along with his/her test without really having to worry about looking up. However, this only works on multiple choice tests unless you develop some kind of numerical tapping/sign system. Also, if the friend is loud enough, multiple people can benefit from his/her answers. The only problem with this is that it can be rather conspicuous and your friend will go down with you if you get caught, or worse, only the friend will get caught unless he/she tells on you.

Musical Cheat

Only works for Band, Orchestra, and possibly Gym, in rare cases. This is not for those with sensitive hands. Do not use this cheat unless you are desperate.

Rub, scratch, or bang your hand to get it red, but don't hurt yourself.
When it looks red and irritated, go to the nurse's office (works best with gullible nurses) and (convincingly) say you just slammed your hand in your locker. Look upset and pained. They will most likely give you ice (which will make your hand even more red).
Go to your Orchestra or Band teacher and explain to them how you slammed your hand in a locker and are now in serious pain.
Unless they are totally evil, they won't make you play your cello, oboe, French horn, or viola.
Kick back, relax, and watch the rest of the class suffer as they play Symphony Number Nine.
You can do this for Gym too, but Gym teachers usually are a little more strict about injuries and more likely to force you to participate anyway.
You could drop out of band.

Body Parts Cheat

Get a pen (red works best as it blends best with skin tone) and write little notes on any area of skin on your body.
- The ankles are good if you wear jeans and can cross your legs.
- The wrists are good if you can write on your veins with blue pen.
- On the inside of your thighs you can write formulas if you wear shorts.
- One of the best places to put notes are on your hands, for several reasons: *1) You will be using them during the whole test, *2) It is easy to hide with another hand or a shirt sleeve. Write short notes on the lines and wrinkles of your palm, the sides of the fingers, or the little piece of skin between your fingers.

Calculator Legs Cheat

Practice beforehand so you know where all the buttons are on your calculator
In your math test, put your calculator in between your legs and whenever you need to use it, type in the sum and pretend you are rotating your neck so you can glance at your calculator to see the answer.

Sleeve Note Cheat

Get a small piece of paper and write all your notes up beforehand.
Slip it into your sleeve on the day of the test, and when you need it just pull a small portion of it out, look at it under the desk, put it back into your sleeve and keep writing.

The Hoodie Cheat

This works best in long tests where you can leave 15-30 minutes or so between checking notes for safety.

Tape a piece of paper with your note on it inside a baggy hoodie.
Pull off your hoodie during the test, and as you do so look at the note taped on the inside. Put it back on later to hide your answers again.

Older Student

Memorize the answers to a test from an older version of the test given or sold to you by an older student. This is almost infallible, and will also help you learn if you do the test yourself beforehand.

In-Desk Cheat

Only works if you are not in total view of the teacher.

Have your notebook with all your math questions and/or answers on it and just shove it in your desk
Take it out and act like you are using it for paper to do the equation on.

Pencil-to-Desk Cheat

Get to class a few minutes early, then pull out your study guide/notes that you will need on the test.
Place them on the desk and pretend to write marginal notes on the papers, but really copy some short, abbreviated notes onto the desk. Try to write really fast.
When your teacher starts passing out tests, put your notes away and use what you have written on your desk. This trick is effective for short, hard to memorize notes because you can easily cover up the lead writing with your forearm and erase it afterward.

Locker Cheat

Do not take your notes with you to the test. Instead, leave them in your locker.
Go over the test and do all of the questions you know. Make a mental note of the ones you don't know the answers to.
Ask to go to the bathroom.
If you are allowed to go, go to your locker, and use your notes to get the answers you need.
Return ASAP, before you forget them! This works best if your locker is relatively close to where the test is taking place. It's extremely important that you be very quick while you're doing this. Also, this method will not work for tests where someone has to escort you to the bathroom, or if you really do need to use the restroom.

Wristband Cheat

Write some study notes on a small piece of paper and slip it under a wristband.
When the teacher isn't looking, slide it out and take a peek.
- This can be done in several different ways:

You can put your head down on your desk as if you are thinking, and look.
You can even ask to go to the washroom and look at them there.

Make sure that the paper is not sticking out!

Tissue Cheat

Write the information needed onto a tissue.
Put the tissue into a tissue box in the classroom (this works best with a tissue box in the back of the classroom) before the test starts.
At some point during the test, go to the box and pull out the tissue.
Face away from the class and pretend to blow your nose, when you're actually looking at the answers.
- If there are many people who actually use tissue during class, alternatively, you can have the tissue in your pocket, and then blow your nose in the back of the room. Dispose of the tissue in the trash.

Headache Cheat

Write your information onto your hand.
Pretend you're under traumatic stress during the test by rubbing your eyes or head as if you have a headache.
Look at the answers on your hand while you rub your head and/or eyes. It's almost foolproof, since all you're doing are the natural reactions of one under stress. This will not work with teachers who check hands before the test starts.

Scraps

Take advantage of the allowance of scrap-paper by pre-making your own. Write the notes, formula, equations, symbolic functions, etc. so that you can just look at them when you are taking the test.
- Make sure that you are still lightly tracing your pre-wrote notes during the test so your teacher won't be suspicious.

The Dictionary Cheat

For tests that allow dictionary use.

Scribble formulas, information, charts, etc., in a dictionary and remember the page numbers.
Bring your dictionary to the test. The teachers won't flip every single pages of your dictionary, so the chances of you getting caught are slim.

The Cover Sheet Cheat

Put two pieces of paper on top of each other.
Write your notes on the top page, being sure you press hard. Upon the removal of the top sheet imprints of your notes will be visible on the underlying sheet.
Use the sheet with imprints to cheat on the test.

The Mechanical Pencil Trick

Get an opaque mechanical pencil which takes in about 0.7 lead or thicker. Write all your notes on a single piece of paper and roll it up. Pop out the eraser from the pencil and slide your notes in. So whenever you need to look at some notes, pretend that you're changing the lead and sneak a peak at the notes. This works well because a teacher isn't going to look inside your pencil for cheat notes...
- Clear Binder: If you have a test where you can have a binder present, use a clear one. Slip the answers under the bind (the clear part), then press hard down on the binder.
- Male or female: this will work. Write your test answers on the patch of your skin that lies under the elastic band of your boxers, tighty-whities, bathing suit, or whatever you desire to wear under your pants. If a teacher asks you to lower the elastic band and reveal the answers, an obvious retort would be: "Are you serious?!?! I'm pretty sure that what you just asked me to do is illegal for a teacher to ask. It's very personal, by the way." Look shocked or else they will be very suspicious.
- The Watch Cheat: This works best with the watches with a metal band that folds into three pieces and clips together. Take your watch off, and on the inside of the clasp (the parts you can't see when it's closed, but NOT the part against your wrist because it will wear off) you have room to write small notes/formula/whatever with a thin mechanical pencil. Just take your watch off and sit it on your desk, or play with it pretending to think. It can't be seen while you have the watch on, and you can just wipe the notes off with your finger to destroy the evidence.
- The Hidden Leg Style (most preferable for students who wear pants): This is really helpful for long essay tests. If you already know what the exam will be but don't know how to answer a long essay, print or write the answer on a long or short bond paper. Before you go to your school or university, wrap the bond paper that you printed around your legs then tape it at both ends but be sure that you can twist the bond paper for you to read the other parts. When the test have started, make your legs to shape like a #4 with the cheating leg on the top then easily pull the part of your pants that covers the bond paper. When the teacher or professor goes around to check, just change the position of your legs or sit down normally and the part of the pants that hides the paper will automatically go down and cover the paper again.
- The Invisible Ink: (suggested for people who know that they will be taking their exams in their own classroom): Using security ink that shows up under UV light, write your cheats on the wall before the exam starts (make sure that the wall that you'll be writing on has a small column near it and is discreet, for example below desk level). When you get stuck, focus a UV torch on the invisible ink, and your answer is revealed. Your friends could also bring torches to view the same answers (but ensure you don't tell anyone who is likely to snitch on you if they are caught).
- In-Pen Trick: (works best if the teacher uses study carols or dividers to keep you from cheating off each other) You will need a pen with a see-through body so you are able to see the ink cartridge. Print a study guide or small cheat sheet in very small font, but not too small that the writing is illegible (size 6 or 7 is recommended). Next, dismantle the pen and tape the cheat sheet on the inside circumference of the pen's body. Put the pen together again. You should be able to see the cheat sheet inside the pen, if you cannot, disassemble the pen and replace the paper until you can see it.
- The Shoe Trick: (This works best if you have shoes you dislike or on Converse that you enjoy writing on.) First, you have to put everything you need to know on the sole or the side of your shoe (the side that if your crossing your legs, you can view) When you are taking the test, act like your crossing you legs (the way the men do it) and look at the side of your shoe. Then when a teacher is walking past, put your leg down.
- Skirt Trick 1: (FOR GIRLS WITH SKIRTS) All you have to do is write what you need on your leg where it is covered by your skirt. Slide it up during the test. Teachers cannot ask a girl to lift her skirt up to reveal what you wrote.
- Skirt Trick 2: (FOR GIRLS WITH SKIRTS) This works best with short skirts. Write the answers on a piece of paper or cloth and pin them to the inside of your skirt. Lift it up when nobody is watching, and you have your answers. Even if you are "caught" no teacher, especially a male one, is going to ask you to show your "answers".

Scratch Paper Trick

If you're taking a test that involves scratch paper, write down some notes on a notebook piece of paper and carefully slip it under the scratch sheet.(It helps if you hide the notebook paper under a coat or jacket.) Take the paper and pretend to write on it. Enjoy your cheating!

Small notes Trick

Good for medium-length memory quizzes. Write what you need to know very small on a small piece of paper and lay it in your lap during the quiz.

Another bathroom one is to write all you know about the test, or all the answers on a piece of lined paper. Fold it up, and fasten tape on the back of it. Stick it underneath the toilet (lowest point you can), or on the wall behind it. Go to the restroom and review. Nobody should look under there. Don't be dumb, don't put your name on it. Try typing it up.

Another MP3 Method...

If you have an MP3/4 record some notes and instead of putting it in your ear put in your sleeve. Make sure the earphone can come out when you need it from your sleeve. When you need to listen to something make a bored-confused-like expression and put the hand whit the earphone at your ear and look at your test like you are revising it. This worked for several people.

Another MP3 method...

Ipods have an option where on the computer, you can go into the options and type in the lyrics for certain songs from your Itunes library. These lyrics can be accessed on the Ipod by listening to the song then clicking on the center button until they show up. It is easy so use these lyrics boxes to just type in whatever you need. This method works best if you have either a math or chemistry teacher who lets you use Ipods during tests, as these subjects have information that you can easily cheat, such as formulas and simple terms, unlike English or a foreign language.

The Tights Method

This works for both males and females. Before you get dressed in the morning, write in pen on your legs all the formulas/information/definitions/helpful stuff for your exam and make sure you wear clothes that cover your legs e.g. long trousers. This is particularly useful as many who take exams have to wear Uniforms, and girls who wear tights can wear completely opaque black tights. Go to the toilet during your exam and simply take down your trousers/tights and there are your answers for you to read. And no teachers can ask you to pull them down!

The Binder Method

Write your notes/formulas or whatever you need to know on a lined sheet of paper. Then put it into your binder so that it is the first sheet of paper, before everything else. Then when the test starts place it under you desk so that if you look down your binder is in view. Note: Make sure your binder is not upside down. Notice how your binder looks kind of whitish and if you look at it all you can see is a paper with some sort of writing on it. But you can't read the writing (and neither can your teacher). Now simply step on your binder, and voila! You can see the answers. This method only works if you have a see through binder.

The Paper on the Hand method

Take a small piece of paper, a little smaller than your palm, and write your cheats on it. Tape it to the hand you DO NOT write with. During the test, simply but your hand up against your head and look or some other way. Make sure you don't move your hand to much or, obviously, flip it over.

The Shoe Method

Take a little piece of paper and write down all the answers in it and go to the washroom or anywhere you can be alone. Place the paper inside your shoe then go back to class, Take off your shoes and look down!

Invisible 2

Take a sheet of paper and lay it on a different sheet and press hard on the pencil and write the notes on the sheet. Then when you take the test take the sheet that was under the sheet that you wrote on out. Then shade the page and like magic the answers are there then when you are done (make sure you have a big eraser) erase the shaded pencil marks then throw it away. If the teacher comes by flip the sheet over make sure you have some stuff on it and there you go.

Teachers Desk Method

Sometimes the teacher (especially when grading) will leave an answer sheet on his/her desk .To get a peak at it Pretend you don't know something , and go up there. Try to remember all that you can. you can repeat this but don't over do it.

Day before

Get a copy of the test the day before or in the morning before class. You can do this by staying after school to get "help" from the teacher. Usually teachers leave the room for any reason, grab a copy of the test and put it into your bag. Be careful, some teachers number their tests and know if its missing. You could make a copy then return it later. If your teacher won't leave the room, tell him/her that someone is at the door for her and called her name, or have a friend call her phone. If your teacher is strict and is too suspicious, you could go to another teacher that teaches the same class. To get him out of the room say Mr/s. _____ wants to talk to you and can't get hold of your phone for some reason. Once you have the test, go home and look it up on the Internet or in your notes or in text books. Put your answers on a separate piece of paper then try to memorize them or use one of the other methods. Be careful about grabbing the wrong test or homework. Usually the teacher will put the test into a drawer or on top of her desk, don't be afraid to look around.

Nerd cheat

If you have a friend that really smart and he/she trusts you and you trust him/her, ask for answers. If he/she is far, (and if you have the guts), sneak without the teacher looking. This method is the riskiest of them all. If you want to lessen trouble, use mouthing or something to communicate to your friend if they are far and easy to get seen. Also use other types of signals to contact them.

Big Eraser cheat

Have one of those large erasers with you on the day of a test. (If you know the test is going to be the exact same as the study guide, use this method). Write the lettered answers on the eraser and you will have them when you take the test.

Folder Cheat

Get two pocket folders and put them upright, like in second grade, to be kind of funny. If your teacher is strict, do not do. just pretend to be silly with the folders and hide your cheat sheet or study guide in your desk. Pretend to look confused and put your head on the desk, look inside at the answers. Only attempt if teacher stays in front of room.

White/Blackboard or Environment Cheat

If you have one of these teachers who have stuff written all over the board and it's full of due dates, random stuff, and funny notes to the teacher from students, this is a bit risky but extremely helpful. Before class, preferably when the teacher is out of the room, write down some acronyms or stuff to help you remember answers to the test. If you are really daring you might just be able to conceal notes between lines or in corners. You can also do this by writing on the floor, the wall, behind a bookcase you're near, etc. It also can be helpful if your teacher is blind, and won't easily see the notes.

The Dictionary Again..

Write notes of the test or answers onto the dictionary with a pencil. This means you will be able to rub it out later. Memorize some of the writing test or try to answer some of the questions. Then, using a confused look, look at your dictionary and get the information you were looking for. Remember, use a personal dictionary, not one provided for you.

The Calculator Notes Cheat

This only works for tests in which you know you will need (and are allowed) to use a calculator. It also only works when your calculator comes with a nice little plastic "case" (which is actually not a case at all, but a piece of plastic that only protects one side of the calculator, but you get the point). Anyway, sometime before you actually take the test (the night before, for example, when you could be studying) write some notes on one or two scraps of paper (that's the professionally recommended dosage), focusing on answers, formulas, definitions, et cetera, that you know you have to know but obviously don't know because you're having to cheat. Place the notes in the so-called case and simply attach the calculator in its place, and voila, the notes are concealed. When you need them on the test, simply remove the calculator, look at the notes and pretend to be using the calculator (and probably you will be, on a test involving formulas and such); be aware of how often you remove and replace the calculator into its case. If the teacher is there, he or she might notice the persistent snapping of the calculator. To get by this, you can always sneak the notes onto your desk, or on your chair, in between your legs, but once you do this, there really isn't any turning back.

Another Hoodie Cheat

Well, hopefully the weather is moderate enough wherever you live so that it's reasonable to wear a hoodie. If your hoodie has a pocket in front (the kind in which you can put your hands through) then it's pretty easy to put notes in there. Sit behind someone (a recommendation, as always) so your chances of being seen are considerably minimized. Make the notes something like small flashcards, something that doesn't get folded up easily or makes a noise whenever you search for them. And try not to take so long; teachers likely notice who finishes last and especially if the student does surprisingly well given that it took them so long to complete it (for the excuse "I was being careful and taking my time" can only work so much). They're bound to get suspicious.

The "Little Notes" Cheat

What you do is you take the smallest papers possible, and write the notes on them. Then crumple them up and stick them under your leg or put your hand flat down over them when asked to clear your desk. When the test begins, you pull them out and slide them under your paper and only have one answer showing at a time!

Nailology

Clip your nails from left to right at different heights. If your nails are short you may only be able to do true or false. If your nails are long, create a scheme for multiple choice questions, eg: 1/4 cut is A. you may be able to pull off more then one answer per nail if your good at nail clipping. this only works in those times when you manage to get your hands on the answer sheet.

Nail Polish

(works for girls) If you somehow have the answers to a multiple choice or true false, paint your nails all one color. Then do polka dots or stripes or another pattern once you come up with a color coder. Just make sure to remember which colors stand for which letter!

Hair Plucking method

(For very hairy people) This one cannot be used too often and is rarely ever useful. Use a tweezer to pluck patterns on your arm or hand. When your taking the test, look for the pores that are missing hairs, this may stand for what ever you want to to stand for. Pluck your hair close to the time when you take the test (under 2 days), otherwise you may find your hair regrowing. This only works if you manage to get the answer sheet or equivalent. It may be better to just use some subtle body paint...

The Ski Pass

If you have a winter jacket with one of those clear faced pockets for a ski pass place your notes in there make sure it can be covered up or hidden and if it cant place it on you chair so when you sit down the clear part is between your legs and spread them when its time for a peak... also avoid velcro is will creat suspision**;P

Bracelet Method

If you manage to get your hands on an answer sheat before the test, make yourself a bracelet with different colors of string. It'll look like one of those knotted frienship bracelets, but match each color to a letter and you'll be all set. For example if A: Green, B: Yellow, and C: Pink if the answers were B, C, A, A, B then it would go yellow, pink, green, green, yellow.

Bookmark Cheat

If a teacher asks you to bring a book for when you are done the test, bring a bookmark with notes on it. Some bookmarks have, say.. multiplication 1- 12 on them. And make sure to hide the bookmark all the way in the book. If your done you can throw it away if not needed to get rid of evidence or erase the marks.

When It Comes To Getting Caught

Be careful and always be aware of where the teacher is looking; no method of cheating is successful if the teacher is looking right at you while you hold the notes in your hand and are frantically copying them onto the test. Also, be aware of what your colleagues are doing, as they would love to notify your professor or your dean of your actions. If it should ever come to that, and you know no one has no proof whatsoever that you cheated: deny, deny, deny! (Convince yourself as well as your adversaries you did not cheat, remaining firm and confident.) As long as they can not prove it but can only wonder or hear someone else's words against your own, you're in the clear. Don't get caught often though, or the authorities will get suspicious.

Tips:

When cheating prepare your tactic the night before.
After reading this article think of your own, original way to cheat. You will be less likely to get caught this way.
It's best to sit next to people who finish their test early so you can do most of you cheating after they're done.
- For example: Noting that your granny died probably won't be effective/relevant unless you actually missed the test date and have been talking about your ill granny for a while in advance.
Cheating is likely to result in your losing out on learning the things you will need to know later in life, so instead of cheating, studying your exam material is always preferable.
Play it cool... don't panic, and don't get caught.
Some people make sheets of notes that are like cheat sheets to use to study before the test. Just by making it, you obviated the need to use it. In this way, it can help to intend to cheat but then not actually do it.
If anything is suspected, be able to destroy the evidence. This means your cheat sheet, calculator/iPod memory. Again, the best time to destroy the evidence is at home, before the test occurs. This way there is nothing to get caught for.
Cheating takes practice. It also takes preparation. Making your cheat sheets and fake notes will help you study anyway, so you should even do better without even using the crutch.
After getting the answers by cheating, don't write them right away to detract suspicion.
Use your language to advantage. If you speak a second language, cheating is even easier. Write your cheat notes on your arm in a language you know no-one else will understand, or in a code or cipher. Shorthand is very useful as it minimizes time too. NOTE: it may not work in languages exams!
Do all you can to avoid getting caught.
The amount of time you spend trying to cheat, and the risk you take in doing so usually outweighs the amount of time and energy needed to actually study and learn the material.
Don't cheat in Korea because the teachers are very observant!
Know the teacher. Some teachers are cheat-able and some are not. Note: if the teacher still talks about the time s/he caught someone cheating three years ago, s/he's cheat-able!
Cheating dumb teachers is easy and cheating smart teachers is fun, but the greatest satisfaction comes from cheating dumb teachers who think they're smart.
If you have to look up a page instructing you how to cheat, there is a 99% probability that you will get caught cheating. See the Warnings section.
Watch Episode 7 of the ABC family show "Greek" for more information on cheating. There are some valuable tips there!
After you conduct your cheating, be it one of the previous methods or simply looking at a neighbor's test, never look at the teacher. If you do, and you catch eye contact, it is almost a dead giveaway that you just cheated. Simply avoid looking at the teacher, regardless of how much you want to.
If you get caught using "The Shoe Cheat" while in math class, claim that the answers are important dates in your life. Example, if there is a 7294 on your foot, say your cousin was born on 7/02/94.
Cheat sparingly. If you cheat on EVERY test, you will most likely get caught the next time you cheat.
If you are smart, you will not need cheating because by writing the answers/formulas/etc, chances are you will remember it.

And PLEASE...don't brag about cheating right after the test or in the same class. It's stupid, it can get you a 0, or just ruin your life...HAVE FUN!

DO NOT LOOK AT THE TEACHER/PROCTOR! This is a mistake that many cheaters make. Just play it cool and don't look at the teacher. Period. You wouldn't normally be looking at the teacher, and it makes teachers suspicious.

Always be aware of surroundings, don't devote all of your concentration to where your cheats are, and be aware of people staring at you especially teachers.

Warning:

Getting caught can get you dropped, failed, or expelled. It might be better to just fail the course and do it again.
ALWAYS be on the lookout for snitches.
The best way not to get caught is not to cheat. So think long and hard about it before you try anything suggested here. The time you spend preparing to cheat could probably be better spent studying.
Be smart, and know that if you sit front and center, you're not going to be an effective cheater. But if you have studied at home and destroyed what would otherwise be cheat sheets, you can hold your head up high and sit anywhere you like.
It is best not to cheat. Study and you will not have to resort to cheating!
Be aware of the consequences of cheating. In some countries, the punishment is caning. More information is available at www.corpun.com (world corporal punishment research).
For some major tests, such as GCSEs in the UK, you may get all your test results cancelled if you are caught cheating. For example, if you were found cheating in a math test, you would get all your math marks taken away and also possibly in every other test such as English, geography, etc. The worst sanction is to be banned from all the exam boards for five years - which means no A Levels or university.
If you're caught cheating while taking the Junior/Leaving Cert in Ireland, you receive an automatic fail in all subjects and get banned from taking state exams for 5 years!
In high school, getting caught cheating may remove you from any nomination for things such as National Honors Society etc. Exercise caution.
If you must cheat, consider purposely missing a few questions. Teachers won't be as suspicious if you make a 23/28 than they would be to a student who was looking around the room and got a perfect score.
Be careful. Cheating helps you on tests every now and then, but if you cheat too much, your teachers may not trust you again, and you will not learn anything for later life.
Some teachers may read wikiHow and catch students cheating.
be very careful and do it very fast. The more you look around and look nervous, your teacher will get suspicious.
Don't cheat if your teacher actually is an expert on catching students cheating and doesn't just say so to scare you.
Eventually, you will get caught.
Don't look around a lot. The teacher will get suspicious!

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